When life ends for me I just want to be known as one of the dopest Film Directors to ever fuck your brains!

kanyezus:

Toxic (Feat. Danny Brown) - Childish Gambino

Me and a Jehovah Witness.

So this annoying Jehovah Witness always knocks on our door 20 times every two weeks forcing people to take his Watchtowers. I finally got tired and open the door and it went something like this…

Jehovah Witness: Good Morning Brotha. Would you like to hear the great word of Jehovah.

Me: No Thanks. I belong to the Church of Deez.

Jehovah Witness: What’s the Church of Deez? Who do they worship?

Me: They Worship DEEZ NUTS! (Closes The Door).

I win at life Today.

P.S: I’m not insulting anybody’s Religion. This guy was an asshole and he’s not coming back anytime soon.

timothydelaghetto:

Don’t you hate when you can’t masturbate in public? Well then this is the product for you! 

THE TUGGIE! 

New skit! hehe

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